March 2012
When I meet John O'Callaghan
Me: Hi
John: Hi
Me: Can you sign this
John: Sure
Me: Can you sing to me
John: Sure
Me: Can we take a picture
John: Sure
Me: Can we make babies
John: Sure
John: Wait what?
Me: Too late, you said sure
horribleville:
don’t trust anyone who wakes up before 11am willingly
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John why aren't you inside of me yet.
It’s time to go, so put all your clothes on.
– What John O’Callaghan will say to me whenever we need to leave our house (via tinythedinosaur)
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Derrubei todo o Yakult no chão, maior lactovacilo.